Fiji Time: Basically
the Fijians’ complete lack of a sense of time; If they say they’ll be somewhere
at 09:00 this can mean anywhere from 09:00 to 11:00 in reality. This was
explained to us by a very embarrassed Fijian citizen on our first day.
Well last night was eventful. At about 01:00 we both stirred
from our slumbers and Danny got up to investigate the noise. Outside our rooms
there was lots of shouting and banging on doors so Danny moved closer to our
door to try and figure out what was being said. He’d put it down to drunks just
trying to annoy everyone, though as he was about to open the door to shout at
them he heard someone say something about a fire. There was a loud knock at the
door and Danny was greeted with a Fijian holding a torch who, quite calmly,
said: “I’m very sorry to disturb you but the hostel next door is on fire so
could you please make your way outside the building.” The man then moved on to
the next room. Danny then relayed this to a very disgruntled looking Corrie
and, mainly due to the very relaxed manner in which it was said: casually got
dressed, threw the important stuff into our daypacks, and then made our way down
to the small car park at the front of the hostel.
We joined lots of other confused tourists as nothing
appeared to be wrong at first glance. After walking just to the corner of our
hostel and looking down the alley to next doors’ block it was immediately clear
how serious the situation was; almost the whole top floor of next door was
ablaze.
We stood around for about 20 minutes or so and watched as a
few people, backpackers and staff, made vein attempts to douse the flames.
Eventually the fire service arrived; it would seem that even they adhere to
“Fiji Time” law! They backed into the drive and look especially displeased that
they could see no sign of a fire from where they stood and were very close to
driving off again when most of the crowd urged them to the alleyway to look.
Another minute passed and you could almost see the slow
realization creep onto their sleepy faces. We wouldn’t say that they sprang
into action but they did start to move; it would seem that fires are quite rare
here as what followed was a comedic shambles of organized fire fighting. Many
shouts of “ON ON ON!” then “OFF OFF OFF!” were passed between firemen and
firewomen in a peculiar method of controlling the single hose’s water flow.
They would quench the flames then promptly shut off the water and leave that
room in belief that all was now well before running back to it with shouts of
“ON ON ON!” in shock that the blaze had taken hold yet again. Due to there
being just the one fire engine, more time was dwindled by them having to drive
to the other side of the hostel to fight the fire from that side and then
return back to repeat the process on our side.



Amongst this bizarre show we started chatting to a couple of
lasses who, it turned out, had managed to escape the fire early as they were in
one of the rooms next door to the one where the fire originated from. Their
tale involved them being quite lucky to escape early on, as had all the other
guests at that hostel. They did tell us of the other couple next door to the
start of the fire and they’d said that a person walked into their room, then
left and went into the empty room next to theirs just before the fire started…
creepy.
After a couple of hours the fire seemed to be as good as
out, though we’re sure that almost every other fire fighting team in the world
would continue to douse the ashes long after the flames had gone – not here
though, and off they went. Off we went back to bed too.
We were up early enough for breakfast and then sat on the
beachfront cafe with our bags waiting for the 09:00 water taxi.
We were departing the shallow waters with a few others in
the small speedboat at about 10:30 and just in time to see the huge thick
clouds of smoke rising as the fire took hold once more!
We finally hopped off the boat and into the shallow waters
of Mana Island where we were led to our budget accommodation. Once inside the
Mana Lagoon backpackers we were sat down and all the staff gathered to sing us
a welcome song. This was very nice and what followed was an introduction to the
“family” and the hostel. It’s a strange kind of living they have and it was
very hard for us to get this thinking into our heads at first; which is why we
were both feeling equally unsure of what we were doing here. It almost left us
feeling uncomfortable, though this was nothing when we finally got to check out
our “private room”.
Before us was a bed in a den-like room, bodged together
with: large gaps in the door frames, see through curtains, and no locks on the
door. Round the corner of the bed was a sink, then after that a shower (well a
tap that let cold water flow from a pipe jutting out of the wall,) and then a
toilet at the end. “Oh well” we thought, let’s just make the most of it and
embrace this way of living as it’s only for 2 nights.
We then had lunch, set to be at 13:00, at 14:30 and were
able to chill out for the rest of the day, in the sun, before having our
evening meal (an hour later than planned) and then getting an early night due
to last night’s shenanigans.
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| Not very Fijian weather |